Everything is Horrible and Depressing...
So instead of my usual scribblings about genocide, Trump and shitty Democrats-
-who enable genocide, Trump, other shitty Democrats, and everything Horrible and Depressing, here’s a “classic” 2021 episode of 30 Minutes of Crap!, a long and best forgotten PLOD-cast from a time of innocence, boredom and self-hate.
Starring yours truly and Steve Rosenfield: two former Daily Show writers living beyond their means in a world they don't understand.
This semi-reasonably paced episode featured:
-Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and the VONS lady! (Martha Previte)
-Our “Declaration of Principles.”
-Who do you envy?
-Steve Rosenfield in "Name That Typewriter."
-Steve talks to God and even sings!
OUR MOTTO: “It really doesn't matter if nobody likes this podcast because by the time anyone hears it we'll both be dead.”
OUR NOTE: When the episode first aired only four people listened to it. WILL YOU BE THE FIFTH??
OUR PLEDGE: I pledge this is the most important thing you will ever listen to. Ever. In it I become vulnerable, tell the world my greatest fears, open up my heart and remove my pants. Please send me money.
You might also like Mourning Remembrance: A Collection of Mocking Obituaries.
And for entrancing collage art and disturbing satirical vocal interpretations of horrible politicians, subscribe to Martha Previte! and watch Melania Trump unveil in the White House.
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