Surgeon General Casey Means...
...to kill us all slowly, painfully, but with "Good Energy" raw milk smoothies!
I don't know anything about her but she’s a great academic and Bobby recommended her.
So sayeth Gibber-Jabberer in Chief Donald Trump in his characteristic word goulash while nominating Casey Means “MD” for Surgeon General.
A complete dipshit who:
-is not a scientist, has never completed her surgeon residency, is not a board-certified medical provider, does not have relevant training in metabolism and nutrition1. So she’s a fraud and dangerously unqualified for anything but peddling worthless pills benefiting nobody but your local $381.5 billion mom-and-pop supplement industry. Oh, and her brother’s TrueMed company
-along with her lunatic brother, advises the Grand Exalted Leader of Crackpottery and Brain Worm Revisionism, “Bobby” Kennedy Jr., on various science-illiterate quackadoodlery
-calls vaccines “The devil’s wellness plan”
-regularly speaks to “Spirits” for guidance
-should frighten you
-doesn’t think excessive UV exposure can cause skin cancer
-believes the foolproof way to determine whether raw milk is safe and not carrying some brain-exploding virus straight out of The Last of Us, is to declare a hearty “fuck you, Louis Pasteur!” and
look [your local farmer] in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if [you] feel safe to drink the milk from his farm2
-practices superstitious clock numerology, astrology, and asks trees for advice because they talk to her3
-was indirectly appointed by Resident Whitehouse Lunatic, Laura Loomer, who told Trump to shitcan the previous Surgeon General for being too vaccine tolerant. Turns out she doesn’t like Means either. Probably because Means still believes Earth is rounded?
-will probably be confirmed by the Senate. I predict with little or no opposition from the current non-opposition party, The Democratic.
For pertinent information from qualified researchers and scientists, here’s a short but healthy list:
Angela Rasmussen, PhD, virologist
Dr. Dan Wilson, Ph.D. in molecular biology
Jonathan Howard MD, Author: We Want Them Infected: How the Failed Quest for Herd Immunity Led Doctors to Embrace Anti-Vaccine Movement
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Andrea Love, PhD, Immunologist and Microbiologist | Biomedical Scientist
If you were a tree, what kind would you be? More importantly, what would you say to Casey?
I wish I could say that this is unbelievable!
If I were a tree, I'd be a weeping willow saying to her "Why you? Oh dear God, why?"