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Crispy's avatar

Jim Earl for the slam dunk.

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Scott's avatar

How could you leave out Great Big Sea:

And it's go boys, go

They'll time your every breath

And every day you're in this place

You're two days nearer death

But you go

It’s a cross over, can be used either inside the chemical factories or in the hovels surrounding them.

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Clark Taylor's avatar

You know your essays like you know your dildoes: it’s all about length. Also, nominating you for best use of AI for humor in this year’s Subbies. They have those, right?

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Jim Earl's avatar

God I hope so. I need to be recognized for my dildo jokes.

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Tim Grover's avatar

"Smokey Factory Blues" by Steppenwolf...Great stuff Jim! And maybe make your dildos 30% shorter to cover the 30% Liberation Day "service" fee?

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Jim Earl's avatar

Thanks for the "tip" on dildos!

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Tim Grover's avatar

Those may not make some ladies happy tho...

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Jonathan Larsen's avatar

Too funny. Can I nominate Zevon for inclusion in the factory lyrics? If you don't know it, you of all people will love it!

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Jim Earl's avatar

I will know it now, thanks!

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