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Mommadillo's avatar

Johnson Administration. Yeah, he fucked up bigtime in Vietnam, but there wouldn’t have been a Voting Rights Act for the Roberts SCROTUS to gut without the old racist. I’d say he atoned for at least one or two of those n-words he was so fond of uttering. Kind of like Jimmy Carter spending the rest of his life building houses for poor people, no?

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Jim Earl's avatar

Agreed. He was the most effective President since Roosevelt.

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Tim Grover's avatar

Feels like a funeral day. Even the parade in small town Iowa was light on the candy tossing. Some Rep guy gave away little flags but i declined.

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Sarah A. Green's avatar

Could some of those alpha-gal infected ticks be smuggled into the WH?

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Jim Earl's avatar

It might help things.

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JOE P's avatar

A lone bright spot in an overwhelmingly depressing holiday.

Seriously “happy fourth of july” IS an oxymoron that is defined by the overwhelming amount of morons present in government. The biggest ‘buzzkill’ ever.

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Todd's avatar

I know this is a phrase that is more condiment than entree in the holiday meal you’ve created here, but I’m curious about the meaning of and reference to “male-pattern baldness repeat offenders.” No, my curiosity has nothing to do with the fact that my skull has begun the process of ejecting its covering.

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