You wrote this because the wreckage is inherent, not a fluke and people are still arguing about the décor and verbiage. I keep seeing this sentiment like we’re on the final lap around hell. No, sorry. This isn’t some Olympics-between-wars Germany rerun. The few are cashing in on the chaos while the many are left to carry the weight and refuse.
Absurdism might be the only thing that cuts through like draping yourself in zombie guts so the cannibals don’t eat you yet. You dance the edge well, in my opinion. As if it matters. But still.
Reagan was the initial stage. He made W and Trump possible.
It's been kaput for quite a while. You can't possibly tell me you think otherwise.
The Orange Pumpkin is just a final stage.
You wrote this because the wreckage is inherent, not a fluke and people are still arguing about the décor and verbiage. I keep seeing this sentiment like we’re on the final lap around hell. No, sorry. This isn’t some Olympics-between-wars Germany rerun. The few are cashing in on the chaos while the many are left to carry the weight and refuse.
Absurdism might be the only thing that cuts through like draping yourself in zombie guts so the cannibals don’t eat you yet. You dance the edge well, in my opinion. As if it matters. But still.
Thanks.
Yes.
I sincerely applaud this piece of writing, and Im no cupcakeshittery comment fairy, either, Jim Earl.
This is an EPIC piece of comedic writing. I only know two people to send it to who will fully appreciate its genius, but appreciate it they will.
The Gatling-gunned jokes at the end.
Hats right the hell off to you good sir.