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June 2025

Iran's Cruel Threat to Close "Strait of Hormel" Terrifies Americans
Panicked public in peril over presumed Dinty Moore dearth
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C-WIN honors SoCal Water Wars for news reporting in California
Philanthropist Judy Stewart receives Dorothy Green Water Equity Award. SoCal Water Wars reporter John Earl receives Dan Bacher Public Trust Comms Award
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Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Possible Questions
Collapses after traumatizing close encounter with potential accountability
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America Attacks Self, Protects ICE
Let McGruff the Paramilitary Crime Dog take a bite out of your childhood
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America is the greatest nation of fuckups.
Pete Buttigieg: a very major model of a mediocre moderate.
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May 2025

Everything is Horrible and Depressing...
So instead of my usual scribblings about genocide, Trump and shitty Democrats-
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Will Anyone Take the Factory Jobs Trump Wants to Bring Back to America?
It’s time to start realizing your full potential by making American Dildos Great Again!
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It's Not a "Good Life"
Donald Trump inhabits a popular Twilight Zone scenario because people let him.
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What's that in the sky? It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's...Adult Diaperman!
America's Incontinent in Chief can’t wait to christen his imported “Deuce Goose.”
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The Word "Genocide"
...and other unmentionables.
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Dead Pope New Pope, Red Light Green Light
We have a Summer Replacement Pope!
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